im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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