He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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