Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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