Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
