Duck Duck Cougar?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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