look no pants
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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