when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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