you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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