Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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