My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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