Whod you bang
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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