Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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