Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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