Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
where are you?
Hypothermia
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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