I think I am morally bankrupt
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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