$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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