Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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