Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i now understand why vodka
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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