I've blown a few things in my day
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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