please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm determined to sit on that face.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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