32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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