How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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