The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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