My brain says no but my pants say off.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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