his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
