that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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