just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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