Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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