So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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