i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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