He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
