What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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