True but thats because hes a fetus.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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