your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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