some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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