She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize