You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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