I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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