wanna go halves on a baby?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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