All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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