hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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