windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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