I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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