evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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