I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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