I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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