After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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