I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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