I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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