Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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