had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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