what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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