Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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