Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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