Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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