At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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