Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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